Post by Syd on Apr 28, 2008 20:52:53 GMT -6
Random Thoughts From Johnny
"Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing." - Johnny Depp
"I'm not sure I'm adult yet." - Johnny Depp
"I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything I can to avoid it." - Johnny Depp
"If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's OK to be different, that it's good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color." - Johnny Depp
"I'm not Blockbuster Boy." - Johnny Depp
"I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots." - Johnny Depp
"I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it." - Johnny Depp
"I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it." - Johnny Depp
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face." - Johnny Depp
"I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut employee, and the white one was the ultimate, with the white turtleneck collar, that was the ultimate in bad taste." - Johnny Depp [Talking about his costumes in "Blow"]
"I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a problem with is being labeled." - Johnny Depp
"I guess I'm attracted to these off beat roles because my life has been a bit abnormal. The only thing I have a problem with is being labeled." - Johnny Depp
"I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do." - Johnny Depp
"For me, ambition has become a dirty word. I prefer hunger. To be hungry-great. To have hopes, dreams-great." - Johnny Depp
"Am I a romantic? I've seen Wuthering Heights ten times. I'm a romantic." - Johnny Depp
"I may have a feather duster down my pants." -Johnny Depp
"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing." -Johnny Depp
"Who knows what goes on underneath the table, outside the frame? I may have a feather duster down my pants. It's not necessarily sexual, either. If I'm having a difficult time with a scene, getting too serious, I like to take a handheld duster or maybe a wrench, shove it down my pants and play the scene that way. Any object that doesn't belong--it takes your mind off the seriousness of the situation. Just when you're bursting into tears you realize there's a dust mop in your shorts." - Johnny Depp
"My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17, and I had just heard about crib death. The horrible thing was that it wasn't understood. For some unknown reason the baby would stop breathing. So I would sneak into where the baby was sleeping and put my hand in her crib, hold her little finger, and I'd sleep on the floor like that. It was stupid, I'm sure. But I thought the warmth of my hand might help, that maybe if she felt my pulse it would remind her to breathe." - Johnny Depp
"I read that I was in bed with her, which is a ton of shit. I have met her and it went like this: 'How do you do?' 'Hello, how are you?' Now when anyone asks about my affair with Madonna I say no, wrong - it was the Pope. He swept me off my feet." - Johnny Depp
The Show he wants to be on
"There's an English show I love called Whose Line Is It Anyway? It's all improvisation. Brilliant, quick, clever comics--spontaneity with both barrels. I wish I could do that show." - Johnny Depp
“I have a funny relationship with my body...Ah, it sounds so stupid, but for me there shouldn't be any half way." - Johnny Depp
His answering machine message recently was a hung-over-sounding voice mumbling, "I'm out out out out out out out out." - Johnny Depp